Dolly Parton is postponing her upcoming North American concert tour because her ginormous breasts are giving her back problems. At least she is being honest about her situation.
The 62-year-old country singer said, “Hey, you try wagging these puppies around a while and see if you don’t have back problems.” Her docs told her to take it easy for two months.
I think in those two months she should take up Pilates so she can strengthen her abdominals and back to make carrying those beasts around a lot easier.
I wonder how much they weight? Imagine the strain it puts on her spine. I’m surprised she can walk in heels and not fall over.
Hey Dolly, if you’re looking for a Pilates instructor, call me up!
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