No Sex On The Beach
I saw a report today that said a Florida beach is having such a problem with people having sex on the beach (mostly at night) that cameras were installed that are triggered by motion detectors, that take a photograph of you, shine a light on you, then proceed to yell at you: “You are in a restricted area. Your photograph has just been taken and we will use it to prosecute you. Please leave the area immediately.”
I bet it takes no more than 24 hours before people either cover the camera or where clothes that hide their identity. And what about all of the false positives. Does this mean that you can’t even lay on the beach with your companion and listen to the ocean? What kind of motion triggers the camera? Does it know the difference between sexual thrusting and, let’s say, taking a sip of water?
Besides the scary idea of people starting to watch and record everything we do and a guy in some office somewhere bringing his buddies over to look at you, it also just seems like a colossal waste of time and money.
How many birds or sea turtles will they need to capture on camera before they realize that it doesn’t work? Then again, they need to catch those darn turtles having sex. I am highly offended by their indecency! Get a room!
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