Bored at work? Play some Mad Libs at your desk. I used to love this stuff as a kid, but most importantly I would love to hear a political speech like this one:
POLITICAL SPEECH
Ladies and gentlemen, on this dizzy occasion, it is a privilege to address such a green-looking group of captains. I can tell from your smiling rocks that you will support my mighty program in the coming election. I promise that, if elected, there will be a cotton candy in every zoo and two airplanes in every garage. I want to warn you against my horrible opponent, Mr. Robin. This man is nothing but a wild verse. He has a greasy character and is working lollipop in glove with the criminal element. If elected, I promise to eliminate vice. I will keep the elves in the public till. I promise you zealous government, drab taxes, and cranky schools.
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