Girls, do you ever have one of those days where you’re getting ready to go out and you end up trying on fifteen different outfits because nothing seems to look good? Well, I’ve got the perfect solution for you. When you want to feel like a supermodel all you have to do is spend the day at Disneyland!
I don’t know what it is about that place, but for lack of better words, Disneyland attracts the sloppiest, frumpiest, and most fashion backwards people I have ever seen concentrated in one place. Almost as worse as taking a stroll through the aisles of Wal-Mart, (which I have been boycotting for years), except with a few more teeth.
I understand that you don’t want to dress to the nines while standing in line for the Matterhorn, but comfort doesn’t mean looking like an extra from Water World. Would it hurt to put a comb through your hair, slap on some lip gloss, or wear something in your actual size instead of an oversized sweat shirt?
And what about those Mickey Mouse ears and a lanyard full of Disney pins? Where else can you wear those things and not look re-taaarded (insert Boston accent)? Just remember to take them off as soon as you cross those turnstiles heading to the parking lot.
Going to Disneyland is like attending a giant slumber party — one that you weren’t invited to, but happened upon by accident. Just walk with your head held high knowing you are the sexiest one there. Girls, you will feel like a queen of the world! Whoever said Disneyland was the happiest place on earth was right on the money.
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