There’s really something unappealing about reading words on someone’s butt. You know what I’m talking about. Those Juicy sweatpants that say “Juicy” across the rear end or the Victoria’s Secret “Pink” across the booty. The girls that wear them are always complaining about how fat they are yet they want to draw attention to this area. Please explain that one to me.

Then there are girls wearing this attire that have no butt but they want to wear the word “juicy” on their ass?

What’s worse is when I see a 40-something mother attempting to relive her coed days by wearing these over-priced rags while she has several kids hanging off of her.  I have nothing against someone that tries to establish their own personal style, but these people don’t have their own style.  They are trying to cling to any new trend that the latest magazine tells them they should have (a magazine that went to print 3-4 months ago). Most of our society is made up of sheep; people who want to be told what to think, what to wear, and how to act.

All I can think of when I see these people wearing something that sells for 1000 times more than the manufacturing cost is:

You are such a “sucker” for spending your money on such nonsense! You actually paid $85 for velour? The same stuff curtains are made out of?

These are the same people that justify spending $2000 on a handbag. I can think of a million better things to do with that money.

Oh, the things you see living in Newport Beach!