If you’re too much of a loser to have an affair the good old fashioned way then you’ll want to check out AshleyMadison.com. With a slogan like, “Life is Short. Have an Affair.”, you can’t help but think if this site is for real, for real.

The Ashley Madison Agency, established in 2001, guarantees that if you’re married and looking to have an affair they’ll hook you up. They’re even advertising in the official 2009 Super Bowl program — you know ’cause those dudes are probably their prime demographic. And I just get a crack out of the Ashley Madison website:

Are you Married but Looking? Ashley Madison is the place for Married Dating.

Feeling neglected and in need of some excitement? You came to the right place.

Ashley Madison is the world’s #1 Married Dating service specifically for ATTACHED men and women who are looking to have an Extra-marital Affair.
Meet People Just Like You, in Absolute Confidence!

If you’re looking to have a Discreet Affair use Ashley Madison - the ONLY certified Married Dating service that’s been featured on Oprah, Larry King, FOX News, 20/20, Ellen DeGeneres, Dr. Phil and Howard Stern.

Just create a FREE member profile and in seconds you can start meeting other members from your local area or abroad. You’ll have access to millions of member profiles, private photo sharing and live chat – all in a 100% SECURE and ANONYMOUS environment.

So tell me again, if its so easy and tempting to cheat on your husband or wife why does our country put such a heavy weight on the sanctity of marriage between a man and a woman when there are thousands of gay and lesbian couples fighting to be married in monogamous relationships?

Oh, and I love how they’re called the Ashley Madison ‘Agency’ as if that makes them sound less scandalous and more like a legit company doing good in the world. Tell me your thoughts. How do you weigh in?

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    9 Responses to “The Ashley Madison Website”
    1. Lisa says:

      Cheating in any relationship,be it gay,lesbian or hetrosexual speaks about the very core of the person.You are ony as good as your word in any circumstance.Hopefully if we have come to something like this,(Asley Madison) they will all stay within themselves and the cheaters will cheat with other cheatersl

    2. Candy says:

      Just found out my husband was cheating, with someone for the last 4 years. No idea, he obviouslyused this site, he was a master at it. He actually thought he’d get away with it, till I caunght him 4 weeks ago. I’ll have a really hard time trusting him, and I’d like to tear her face off, if I run into her.

    3. Brandy says:

      I am almost 24 and been married for 6 years now, I recently found ashley madison in my husbands email. I had his password sent to his email and discovered he has a profile on the site. He is in Iraq right now and when we were able to talk I confronted him about it. He claims a hacker had to create it and another profile on fling that I had found prier. I do not believe that for a second. There is one word I can use to express how the ashley madison site makes me feel and thats SICK! It is so sad to see how many people are on this site looking for someone to have an affair with. I hope more women and men that have husbands or wives on this site could find them and see it for themselves. I did and I wanted to know.

    4. Brian says:

      I am appalled by this website and everything it stands for, casual, meaningless sex for people who wish to betray the one they “love”… I’m currently engaged to a very trustworthy woman, whom I love beyond a shadow of a doubt, she had been hurt by past boyfriends in the past, boyfriends who would use this site had they the chance. It infuriates me so much to see that people would sink this low to not only use this ashleymadison, but to have created it in the first place. If I could I would beat the crap out of every member and drag them to their spouse or girl/boyfriend to fess up to what they have done… I guess what frustrates me the most is that there is nothing to be done by this. I will just to treat my fiancee as best I can and hope it makes up for some of the assholes out there.

    5. Nadine says:

      One night I couldn’t sleep so I decided to get up and surf. I was looking for a web site I had been to earlier that day in my computers history and I found out my Fiancee had been going to the Ashely Madison site. I confronted him and he denied it all - but in the history files I could get into everything that he had looked on the site that week. Once I had proof that he had been going regulary he fessed up to surfing - but not meeting up with anyone…this makes cheating WAY TOO EASY for guys. I am still trying to decide and figure out if I should let him try to regain my trust and if I willl marrry him. WE hadn’t set a date for our wedding - but now I’m not about to set any date anytime soon. I have never been a snoop - but this site also makes it WAY TO EADY TO GET CAUGHT

    6. Cher says:

      I had caught my ex fiancé on Ashley Madison and it absolutely felt like the most humiliating violating betrayel a woman could ever imagine. Knowing I was having unprotected sex with the love of my life and finding him prostituting himself online for sex was horrifying. I felt he put my life and health in danger and worse he was not even discreet about it. He posted 3 pictures including one I was in but was cutout and his name for the entire world to see. Be posted that he was in a bad relationship and wanted a sweet lady to have fun and sex with. I will never recover the emotional damage it has caused me. To find out more about it I posted my own discreet profile and within 2 days I had over 1000 emails from every creepy pervert in the area asking to meet me for sex pay for sex and do for me what I don’t get at home.I was sent xxx pics and I didn’t have a picture on my profile or anything all these men want is sex. I could have aids 300 pounds they just wanted to hookup. I paid no money to create a profile and was sent credits to talk to men and hundreds of porno pics. I never replied once and was so horrified by the experience I shut it all down I felt raped to be honest in every way. There is no excuse to cheat just be honest and get our if your relationship instead of selfishly destroying lives. I’m totally disgusted that there are so many pervered cheaters and proud cheaters. Only fools and losers in there and u made sure to take note of all the cheaters in my area. U never know u are looking at or talking to on those sites so don’t be naive. I Many women I know are on to this site and setting up profiles to catch there man red handed so just don’t be naive. Of course my ex lied and denied everything but the fact he had no respect for himself or for me was even worse then his intent to cheat. I have no respect for those sites and feel they are crawling with diseases. Women do a search and make sure your man is not there it’s for your own good.

    7. northern kentucky says:

      Hahahah get over you cry babies. This website is obviously for people who are not having a good sex life and not sexually attracted to who they love…but the fact is they love them and wanna stay with them for that fact. Don’t cry about how someone could do that to you…here is an idea…get better in bed! Or lose some weight to be more sexually attractive. Don’t blame the website for things you lack. Grow up and get over it.

    8. kochava says:

      Here’s a good one. Why don’t all you crybaby women start listening to dr laura radio program? Its true-if YOU were being the right kind of wife, your husband wouldn’t DREAM of cheating on you. How many of you are sweet? Sexually available, anxious, experimental with your man? Or do you just bitch, complain, nag? Do you pay more attention to your kids? Start acting like you did when you were his girlfriend. Be his wife and girlfriend. Give him what he wants at home. A loving, attentive, sweet and sexual wife and he’ll never cheat. Take care of your man-or guarantee yourself, cuz someone else willingly will. Look at women today- they dress like whores, and sleep with any man who says boo. Have some self respect women! Be a good wife or the sluts of today will screw him like there’s no tomorrow!

    9. xranger says:

      i agree with the guy above its sad when your going threw someones email to begin with so maybe your one’s with the problem. put out or get out

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